)Chandler: Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. !Cecilia: No! I mean, it’s been 20 years of my life.Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. What’s your name again?Chandler: Y’know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! !Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! [Cut to Ross’s apartment, as he is playing the bagpipes badly he turns the music page. But y’know Chandler is also half-Swedish. With Janice's phone number on it.Monica: Oh, well. What can't I do?Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. ][The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachel’s Sister, Chandler has justopened the door to reveal a woman standing there. ]Rachel: Wait, what do you mean you’re getting a new brain?Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. Oh…Cecilia: I really can’t slap you. This season had an average of 24.5 million viewers, and was the most watched TV … So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... (loses count and begins to count the number of 'lyings' in the air but gives up. Wow!! (She throws her drink on a passing writer. )[The next one is from Episode 706: The One With The Nap Partners. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like… (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch. This is all so.... romantic.Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Good luck explaining all the calls to China.Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Good news! )[Scene 11: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey. In her house? That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.Joey: Hey that’s not true! You try.Cecilia: A film in Guadalajara!Joey: Oh that’s great! )[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters](Goes over and picks up the remote. Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party with a stripper even though they promised not to have bachelor/bachelorette parties. Jessica hates horses!Rachel: Phoebe! This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey isfooling around with. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while. Huh? (she and Benjamin are hugging for very long and Ross starts pretending to clear his throat, until they stop)Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! [Scene 12: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters] )(Rachel stops dead in her tracks when she sees whom Joey is with.
!Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! Very well.